Fins, Femmes and Gems - Revision history

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	\| Airdate = 1998 April 13		\| Airdate = 1998 April 13
	\| Production = #V0418		\| Production = #V0418
	\| Writer = Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster; Story by Rob Tapert, Armus & Foster		\| Writer = Adam Armus & [[Nora Kay Foster]]; Story by Rob Tapert, Armus & [[Nora Kay Foster\|Foster]]
	\| Director = Josh Becker		\| Director = Josh Becker
	\| Guests = Ted Raimi (Joxer/Attis the Apeman); Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite); Kevin Smith (Ares); Renee Schuda (young Xena); Callum Gallagher (young Lyceus0		\| Guests = Ted Raimi (Joxer/Attis the Apeman); Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite); Kevin Smith (Ares); Renee Schuda (young Xena); Callum Gallagher (young Lyceus0

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	Later, when Xena's fish-catching kite crashes, and she needs Gabrielle to help get it going again:		Later, when Xena's fish-catching kite crashes, and she needs Gabrielle to help get it going again:
	: X: Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! ... You know, you two are beginning to annoy me with these obsessions of yours! Fish don't just catch themselves!		: X: Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! ... You know, you two are beginning to annoy me with these obsessions of yours! ''Fish don't just catch themselves!''

	Wiley Xena manages to weave her fishing obsession into getting back the diamond: First she creates an avalanche to force the barbarian gem robbers to walk around the lake so she can get in some fishing; then she tricks Gabrielle into trying to get the gem back, so that she can continue fishing. Hearing a fight ensue, she says to herself: "You go, Gabrielle! ... You're beautiful when you're angry." She then tricks Joxer into rescuing Gabrielle. Having successfully brought the fight to her, she continues to fish while she fights.		Wiley Xena manages to weave her fishing obsession into getting back the diamond: First she creates an avalanche to force the barbarian gem robbers to walk around the lake so she can get in some fishing; then she tricks Gabrielle into trying to get the gem back, so that she can continue fishing. Hearing a fight ensue, she says to herself: "You go, Gabrielle! ... You're beautiful when you're angry." She then tricks Joxer into rescuing Gabrielle. Having successfully brought the fight to her, she continues to fish while she fights.

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	Wiley Xena manages to weave her fishing obsession into getting back the diamond: First she creates an avalanche to force the barbarian gem robbers to walk around the lake so she can get in some fishing; then she tricks Gabrielle into trying to get the gem back, so that she can continue fishing. Hearing a fight ensue, she says to herself: "You go, Gabrielle! ... You're beautiful when you're angry." She then tricks Joxer into rescuing Gabrielle. Having successfully brought the fight to her, she continues to fish while she fights.		Wiley Xena manages to weave her fishing obsession into getting back the diamond: First she creates an avalanche to force the barbarian gem robbers to walk around the lake so she can get in some fishing; then she tricks Gabrielle into trying to get the gem back, so that she can continue fishing. Hearing a fight ensue, she says to herself: "You go, Gabrielle! ... You're beautiful when you're angry." She then tricks Joxer into rescuing Gabrielle. Having successfully brought the fight to her, she continues to fish while she fights.

			==Disclaimer==
			"Joxer's dignity was slightly harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Gabrielle's pink nightie was restored to its original condition."

	[[Category:Xena episodes]]		[[Category:Xena episodes]]

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	Later, when Xena's fish-catching kite crashes, and she needs Gabrielle to help get it going again:		Later, when Xena's fish-catching kite crashes, and she needs Gabrielle to help get it going again:
	: X: Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! ... You know, you two are beginning to annoy me with these obsessions of yours! Fish don't just catch themselves!		: X: Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! ... You know, you two are beginning to annoy me with these obsessions of yours! Fish don't just catch themselves!

			Wiley Xena manages to weave her fishing obsession into getting back the diamond: First she creates an avalanche to force the barbarian gem robbers to walk around the lake so she can get in some fishing; then she tricks Gabrielle into trying to get the gem back, so that she can continue fishing. Hearing a fight ensue, she says to herself: "You go, Gabrielle! ... You're beautiful when you're angry." She then tricks Joxer into rescuing Gabrielle. Having successfully brought the fight to her, she continues to fish while she fights.

	[[Category:Xena episodes]]		[[Category:Xena episodes]]

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	: X: (looking anticipatory and sentimental) Well--		: X: (looking anticipatory and sentimental) Well--
	: G: Me! (Xena's face falls in confusion and and disgruntlement)		: G: Me! (Xena's face falls in confusion and and disgruntlement)

			Later, when Xena's fish-catching kite crashes, and she needs Gabrielle to help get it going again:
			: X: Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! ... You know, you two are beginning to annoy me with these obsessions of yours! Fish don't just catch themselves!

	[[Category:Xena episodes]]		[[Category:Xena episodes]]

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	==Notes (and spoilers)==		==Notes (and spoilers)==
	Xena goes fishing again (see also [[The Quill Is ~~Mighter~~]] and [[A Day in the Life]]), inspiring many more fish jokes (such as Gabrielle's immortal line, "She wants me to fist a fish?")		Xena goes fishing again (see also [[The Quill Is Mightier]] and [[A Day in the Life]]), inspiring many more fish jokes (such as Gabrielle's immortal line, "She wants me to fist a fish?")

	Xena also has to rescue Gabrielle, who re-enacts Narcissus' drowning in his own reflection. After dragging her out of the water, holding her hand on Gabrielle's breast for a few unnecessary seconds, and leaning in to administer mouth-to-mouth ... Xena is splattered by Gabrielle's spluttering spray of water.		Xena also has to rescue Gabrielle, who re-enacts Narcissus' drowning in his own reflection. After dragging her out of the water, holding her hand on Gabrielle's breast for a few unnecessary seconds, and leaning in to administer mouth-to-mouth ... Xena is splattered by Gabrielle's spluttering spray of water.

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	Humorous episode: Aphrodite is up to her old tricks, and casts a spell of obsession on Gabrielle (self-obsession); Xena (fish); and Joxer (apes), to delay them from saving the North Star.		Humorous episode: Aphrodite is up to her old tricks, and casts a spell of obsession on Gabrielle (self-obsession); Xena (fish); and Joxer (apes), to delay them from saving the North Star.

			==Notes (and spoilers)==
			Xena goes fishing again (see also [[The Quill Is Mighter]] and [[A Day in the Life]]), inspiring many more fish jokes (such as Gabrielle's immortal line, "She wants me to fist a fish?")

			Xena also has to rescue Gabrielle, who re-enacts Narcissus' drowning in his own reflection. After dragging her out of the water, holding her hand on Gabrielle's breast for a few unnecessary seconds, and leaning in to administer mouth-to-mouth ... Xena is splattered by Gabrielle's spluttering spray of water.

			: G: Not the lips! ... Please. They chap so easily.
			: X: Wha-- Just what were you doing out there?
			: G: Uh ... I was ... oh! I was trying to kiss my reflection in the water. I couldn't resist it. I leaned over, and I tried to press my lips --
			: X: And you fell in. (shaking her head with disgust) Any fish down there? (with renewed enthusiasm)
			: G: It was like ... my reflection embraced me. ... I sank into it. I was surrounded by it. ... And you -- you pulled me up, and ... I looked into your eyes, and I finally realized: there can only be one person for me in my life. (Romantic music swelling)
			: X: (looking anticipatory and sentimental) Well--
			: G: Me! (Xena's face falls in confusion and and disgruntlement)

	[[Category:Xena episodes]]		[[Category:Xena episodes]]

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	\| Caption =		\| Caption =
	\| Season =		\| Season = 3
	\| Episode =		\| Episode = 18
	\| Airdate =		\| Airdate = 1998 April 13
	\| Production =		\| Production = #V0418
	\| Writer =		\| Writer = Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster; Story by Rob Tapert, Armus & Foster
	\| Director =		\| Director = Josh Becker
	\| Guests =		\| Guests = Ted Raimi (Joxer/Attis the Apeman); Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite); Kevin Smith (Ares); Renee Schuda (young Xena); Callum Gallagher (young Lyceus0
	\| Episode list = [[List of Xena episodes]]		\| Episode list = [[List of Xena episodes]]
	\| Prev = [[Forget Me Not]]		\| Prev = [[Forget Me Not]]
	\| Next = [[Tsunami (Xena episode)\|Tsunami]]		\| Next = [[Tsunami (Xena episode)\|Tsunami]]
	}}		}}

			Humorous episode: Aphrodite is up to her old tricks, and casts a spell of obsession on Gabrielle (self-obsession); Xena (fish); and Joxer (apes), to delay them from saving the North Star.

	[[Category:Xena episodes]]		[[Category:Xena episodes]]

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