If the Shoe Fits... - Revision history

Lquilter: links

2007-04-19T18:17:56Z

links

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	\| Season = 4		\| Season = 4
	\| Episode = 12		\| Episode = 12
	\| Airdate =		\| Airdate = 1999 Jan. 25
	\| Production =		\| Production = #V0619
	\| Writer =		\| Writer = Adam Armus & [[Nora Kay Foster]]; Jim Prior (editor)
	\| Director =		\| Director = Josh Becker
	\| Guests =		\| Guests = Ted Raimi (Joxer + various); Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite + various); Olivia Tennet (Alesia); Sally Spencer-Harris (Queen Mistria); Alistair Browning (King Melos); Chris Ryan (Zantar); Ted Clarke (brother #1); Douglas Kamo (brother #2); Hilary Cleary (old woman)
	\| Episode list = [[List of Xena episodes]]		\| Episode list = [[List of Xena episodes]]
	\| Prev = [[Daughter of Pomira]]		\| Prev = [[Daughter of Pomira]]

Lquilter: gabrielle

2007-03-19T03:09:27Z

gabrielle

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	As Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer, try to return a lost child to her father and "evil stepmother", they must also keep a captive bandit from rescue attempts and entertain the child with their various versions of "Cinderella".		As Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer, try to return a lost child to her father and "evil stepmother", they must also keep a captive bandit from rescue attempts and entertain the child with their various versions of "Cinderella".

	Xena's version is the best:		==Notes (& spoilers)==
			The episode starts with Gabrielle in the shower. This is turning out to be a season of Gabrielle cheesecake.

			Xena's version of Cinderella is the best:

	: X's Voice: Tyrella had a stepfamily all right, but no one pushed her around. One day, Tyrella was busy sharpening her sword, when —		: X's Voice: Tyrella had a stepfamily all right, but no one pushed her around. One day, Tyrella was busy sharpening her sword, when —

Lquilter: quotes

2007-03-19T02:04:33Z

quotes

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	: Prince Joxer comes knocking with a slipper in his hand.		: Prince Joxer comes knocking with a slipper in his hand.
	: PJ: I'm looking to wed the woman who fits this shoe.		: PJ: I'm looking to wed the woman who fits this shoe.
	: PJ [Clears throat]: "Ladies, I'm looking to wed the woman who fits this shoe."		: PJ [Clears throat]: Ladies, I'm looking to wed the woman who fits this shoe.
	: Baldy/Pel: "I'll try it on."		: Baldy/Pel: I'll try it on.
	: 2nd Stepsister ~~[2nd Steps]~~: "Let me."		: 2nd Stepsister: Let me.
	: Baldy/Pel: It's ''my'' size!		: Baldy/Pel: It's ''my'' size!
	: PJ: Please.		: PJ: Please.

Lquilter: mdash

2007-03-19T02:03:21Z

mdash

Lquilter: xena's version

2007-03-19T01:59:56Z

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| Episode = 12
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| Prev = [[Daughter of Pomira]]
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	Xena's version is the best:		Xena's version is the best:

	: X's Voice: Tyrella had a stepfamily all right, but no one pushed her around. One day, Tyrella was busy-- sharpening her sword-- when--		: X's Voice: Tyrella had a stepfamily all right, but no one pushed her around. One day, Tyrella was busy sharpening her sword, when —
	: Ale's Voice: Xena, shouldn't Tyrella wear a dress? If Tyrella's a girl, isn't she supposed to have a stepmother?"		: Ale's Voice: Xena, shouldn't Tyrella wear a dress? If Tyrella's a girl, isn't she supposed to have a stepmother?"
	: Zan/Stepm: Tyrella?! What have you been doing all morning?!		: Zan/Stepm: Tyrella?! What have you been doing all morning?!
	: X/Tyr: Well, let's see, I, uh, I fought a warlord, saved a village, and rescued a burning wagon full of orphans.		: X/Tyr: Well, let's see, I, uh, I fought a warlord, saved a village, and rescued a burning wagon full of orphans.
	: Zan/Stepm: Hmm. Just as I thought-- lolly-gagging again! Do some ''real'' work for a change.		: Zan/Stepm: Hmm. Just as I thought — lolly-gagging again! Do some ''real'' work for a change.
	: Baldy/Pelia: Mother! The prince is coming!		: Baldy/Pelia: Mother! The prince is coming!
	: Zan/Stepm: The prince?! Here? Honestly, Tyrella! You can't wear that! You'll be the shame of us all! Oh. Your Highness.		: Zan/Stepm: The prince?! Here? Honestly, Tyrella! You can't wear that! You'll be the shame of us all! Oh. Your Highness.
	Prince Joxer comes knocking with a slipper in his hand.		: Prince Joxer comes knocking with a slipper in his hand.
	: PJ: I'm looking to wed the woman who fits this shoe.		: PJ: I'm looking to wed the woman who fits this shoe.
	: PJ [Clears throat]: "Ladies, I'm looking to wed the woman who fits this shoe."		: PJ [Clears throat]: "Ladies, I'm looking to wed the woman who fits this shoe."
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	: Baldy/Pel: It's ''my'' size!		: Baldy/Pel: It's ''my'' size!
	: PJ: Please.		: PJ: Please.
	He spies Xena and kneels before her holding out the shoe.		: He spies Xena and kneels before her holding out the shoe.
	:PJ: How about-- you? Would you care to try it on? If it fits, I can promise you a happy ending."		:PJ: How about you? Would you care to try it on? If it fits, I can promise you a happy ending.
	Skeptically, Xena looks at the shoe, then extends her sword and takes the shoe on the end of it.		: Skeptically, Xena looks at the shoe, then extends her sword and takes the shoe on the end of it.
	: X/Tyr: "Wow. You know what, Prince? You seem like a real nice fella, so I'm gonna make this nice and simple for ya. I don't need ''you'', or a fairy godsmother, or anyone else to give me a happy ending. That's something that I'll get ~~—~~ or I won't get ~~—~~ all my own self. So I suggest you peddle this shoe someplace else."		: X/Tyr: Wow. You know what, Prince? You seem like a real nice fella, so I'm gonna make this nice and simple for ya. I don't need ''you'', or a fairy godsmother, or anyone else to give me a happy ending. That's something that I'll get — or I won't get — all my own self. So I suggest you peddle this shoe someplace else.
	: PJ: "But-- you could be a princess."		: PJ: "But — you could be a princess."
	: X/Tyr: Come on. (and she escorts him to the door, poking him with her sword for emphasis)		: X/Tyr: Come on. (and she escorts him to the door, poking him with her sword for emphasis)

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