Punch Lines - Revision history

Lquilter: link

2007-04-19T18:40:58Z

link

← Older revision		Revision as of 11:40, 19 April 2007
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	\| Airdate = 2000 Jan. 24		\| Airdate = 2000 Jan. 24
	\| Production = #V0910		\| Production = #V0910
	\| Writer = Chris Manheim		\| Writer = [[Chris Manheim]]
	\| Director = Andrew Merrifield		\| Director = Andrew Merrifield
	\| Guests = Ted Raimi (Joxer); Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite); John Gadsby (Lachrymose); Chris Ryan (Blutos); Tony Forster (Solemnus); Constance Talmadge (Joxer's mom)		\| Guests = Ted Raimi (Joxer); Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite); John Gadsby (Lachrymose); Chris Ryan (Blutos); Tony Forster (Solemnus); Constance Talmadge (Joxer's mom)

Lquilter: notes

2007-03-29T04:00:21Z

notes

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	In the meantime, Xena and Joxer, eating in a local pub, have to hear a nearby baby crying loudly. Xena doesn't lose her temper but does scare the baby into silence. The mother glares at Xena and then turns to soothe her baby. "Ohhh, did that mean old warrior princess scare you?" Xena is suddenly stricken with remorse. "I scared it mute. What kind of a mother am I gonna make?" she worries. As she goes about her day, eating, shopping, running into enemies, she too has a clip episode, worrying about motherhood, the baby, etc.		In the meantime, Xena and Joxer, eating in a local pub, have to hear a nearby baby crying loudly. Xena doesn't lose her temper but does scare the baby into silence. The mother glares at Xena and then turns to soothe her baby. "Ohhh, did that mean old warrior princess scare you?" Xena is suddenly stricken with remorse. "I scared it mute. What kind of a mother am I gonna make?" she worries. As she goes about her day, eating, shopping, running into enemies, she too has a clip episode, worrying about motherhood, the baby, etc.

	Later, Gabrielle and mini-Argo run into Lachrymose again; he gets really pissed off at her and shrinks her to about 8" tall. She seeks the help of Joxer to avoid having to tell Xena. Joxer tells Lachrymose his story, and Lachrymose seems unusually (and subtextually) interested in Joxer and his story, rubbing his shoulders encouragingly.		Later, Gabrielle and mini-Argo run into Lachrymose again; he gets really pissed off at her and shrinks her to about 8" tall. She seeks the help of Joxer to avoid having to tell Xena. Joxer tells Lachrymose his life story (using stock footage), and Lachrymose seems unusually (and subtextually) interested in Joxer and his story, rubbing his shoulders encouragingly.

			Later, after more clips, wacky pie-throwing ensues. Lachrymose pops in and seems unamused until he himself is pied.

			Gabrielle, reflecting on the day with Aphrodite, realizes she needs to get back to bardiness.

	[[Category:Xena episodes]]		[[Category:Xena episodes]]

Lquilter: notes

2007-03-29T03:51:44Z

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	Gabrielle, suffering writer's block, talks to Aphrodite about her problems in recounting the day.		Gabrielle, suffering writer's block, talks to Aphrodite about her problems in recounting the day.

	The day began when Gabrielle, Xena, and Joxer were walking along. They got into an argument about whether Xena has ever been testy (Joxer has a series of funny flashbacks). Gabrielle & Xena bet that Xena can't go a whole day without losing her temper. Gabrielle goes off to wash Argo, and accidentally does it in the god Lachrymose's ~~waters~~-~~-shrinking Argo~~. She offers to try to make Lachrymose laugh and embarks on a clip episode.		The day began when Gabrielle, Xena, and Joxer were walking along. They got into an argument about whether Xena has ever been testy (Joxer has a series of funny flashbacks). Gabrielle & Xena bet that Xena can't go a whole day without losing her temper. Gabrielle goes off to wash Argo, and accidentally does it in the god Lachrymose's waters—shrinking Argo to tiny-pony size. She offers to try to make Lachrymose laugh and embarks on a clip episode.

	In the meantime, Xena and Joxer, eating in a local pub, have to hear a nearby baby crying loudly. Xena doesn't lose her temper but does scare the baby into silence. The mother glares at Xena and then turns to soothe her baby. "Ohhh, did that mean old warrior princess scare you?" Xena is suddenly stricken with remorse. "I scared it mute. What kind of a mother am I gonna make?" she worries. As she goes about her day, eating, shopping, running into enemies, she too has a clip episode, worrying about motherhood, the baby, etc.		In the meantime, Xena and Joxer, eating in a local pub, have to hear a nearby baby crying loudly. Xena doesn't lose her temper but does scare the baby into silence. The mother glares at Xena and then turns to soothe her baby. "Ohhh, did that mean old warrior princess scare you?" Xena is suddenly stricken with remorse. "I scared it mute. What kind of a mother am I gonna make?" she worries. As she goes about her day, eating, shopping, running into enemies, she too has a clip episode, worrying about motherhood, the baby, etc.

			Later, Gabrielle and mini-Argo run into Lachrymose again; he gets really pissed off at her and shrinks her to about 8" tall. She seeks the help of Joxer to avoid having to tell Xena. Joxer tells Lachrymose his story, and Lachrymose seems unusually (and subtextually) interested in Joxer and his story, rubbing his shoulders encouragingly.

	[[Category:Xena episodes]]		[[Category:Xena episodes]]

Lquilter: more clip episode

2007-03-29T03:41:53Z

more clip episode

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	The day began when Gabrielle, Xena, and Joxer were walking along. They got into an argument about whether Xena has ever been testy (Joxer has a series of funny flashbacks). Gabrielle & Xena bet that Xena can't go a whole day without losing her temper. Gabrielle goes off to wash Argo, and accidentally does it in the god Lachrymose's waters--shrinking Argo. She offers to try to make Lachrymose laugh and embarks on a clip episode.		The day began when Gabrielle, Xena, and Joxer were walking along. They got into an argument about whether Xena has ever been testy (Joxer has a series of funny flashbacks). Gabrielle & Xena bet that Xena can't go a whole day without losing her temper. Gabrielle goes off to wash Argo, and accidentally does it in the god Lachrymose's waters--shrinking Argo. She offers to try to make Lachrymose laugh and embarks on a clip episode.

	In the meantime, Xena and Joxer, eating in a local pub, have to hear a nearby baby crying loudly. Xena doesn't lose her temper but does scare the baby into silence. The mother glares at Xena and then turns to soothe her baby. "Ohhh, did that mean old warrior princess scare you?" Xena is suddenly stricken with remorse. "I scared it mute. What kind of a mother am I gonna make?" she worries.		In the meantime, Xena and Joxer, eating in a local pub, have to hear a nearby baby crying loudly. Xena doesn't lose her temper but does scare the baby into silence. The mother glares at Xena and then turns to soothe her baby. "Ohhh, did that mean old warrior princess scare you?" Xena is suddenly stricken with remorse. "I scared it mute. What kind of a mother am I gonna make?" she worries. As she goes about her day, eating, shopping, running into enemies, she too has a clip episode, worrying about motherhood, the baby, etc.

	[[Category:Xena episodes]]		[[Category:Xena episodes]]

Lquilter: notes

2007-03-29T03:39:40Z

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← Older revision		Revision as of 20:39, 28 March 2007
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	The day began when Gabrielle, Xena, and Joxer were walking along. They got into an argument about whether Xena has ever been testy (Joxer has a series of funny flashbacks). Gabrielle & Xena bet that Xena can't go a whole day without losing her temper. Gabrielle goes off to wash Argo, and accidentally does it in the god Lachrymose's waters--shrinking Argo. She offers to try to make Lachrymose laugh and embarks on a clip episode.		The day began when Gabrielle, Xena, and Joxer were walking along. They got into an argument about whether Xena has ever been testy (Joxer has a series of funny flashbacks). Gabrielle & Xena bet that Xena can't go a whole day without losing her temper. Gabrielle goes off to wash Argo, and accidentally does it in the god Lachrymose's waters--shrinking Argo. She offers to try to make Lachrymose laugh and embarks on a clip episode.

	In the meantime, Xena and Joxer, eating in a local pub, have to hear a nearby baby crying loudly. Xena doesn't lose her temper but does scare the baby mute. What kind of mother am I ~~going to~~ make? she worries.		In the meantime, Xena and Joxer, eating in a local pub, have to hear a nearby baby crying loudly. Xena doesn't lose her temper but does scare the baby into silence. The mother glares at Xena and then turns to soothe her baby. "Ohhh, did that mean old warrior princess scare you?" Xena is suddenly stricken with remorse. "I scared it mute. What kind of a mother am I gonna make?" she worries.


	[[Category:Xena episodes]]		[[Category:Xena episodes]]

Lquilter: notes

2007-03-29T03:33:23Z

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	\| Season = 5		\| Season = 5
	\| Episode = 11		\| Episode = 11
	\| Airdate =		\| Airdate = 2000 Jan. 24
	\| Production =		\| Production = #V0910
	\| Writer =		\| Writer = Chris Manheim
	\| Director =		\| Director = Andrew Merrifield
	\| Guests =		\| Guests = Ted Raimi (Joxer); Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite); John Gadsby (Lachrymose); Chris Ryan (Blutos); Tony Forster (Solemnus); Constance Talmadge (Joxer's mom)
	\| Episode list = [[List of Xena episodes]]		\| Episode list = [[List of Xena episodes]]
	\| Prev = [[Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire]]		\| Prev = [[Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire]]
	\| Next = [[God Fearing Child]]		\| Next = [[God Fearing Child]]
	}}		}}

			Gabrielle, suffering writer's block, talks to Aphrodite about her problems in recounting the day.

			The day began when Gabrielle, Xena, and Joxer were walking along. They got into an argument about whether Xena has ever been testy (Joxer has a series of funny flashbacks). Gabrielle & Xena bet that Xena can't go a whole day without losing her temper. Gabrielle goes off to wash Argo, and accidentally does it in the god Lachrymose's waters--shrinking Argo. She offers to try to make Lachrymose laugh and embarks on a clip episode.

			In the meantime, Xena and Joxer, eating in a local pub, have to hear a nearby baby crying loudly. Xena doesn't lose her temper but does scare the baby mute. What kind of mother am I going to make? she worries.


	[[Category:Xena episodes]]		[[Category:Xena episodes]]

Lquilter: stub

2007-03-17T22:49:21Z

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