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As Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer, try to return a lost child to her father and "evil stepmother", they must also keep a captive bandit from rescue attempts and entertain the child with their various versions of "Cinderella". | |||
Xena's version is the best: | |||
: X's Voice: Tyrella had a stepfamily all right, but no one pushed her around. One day, Tyrella was busy-- sharpening her sword-- when-- | |||
: Ale's Voice: Xena, shouldn't Tyrella wear a dress? If Tyrella's a girl, isn't she supposed to have a stepmother?" | |||
: Zan/Stepm: Tyrella?! What have you been doing all morning?! | |||
: X/Tyr: Well, let's see, I, uh, I fought a warlord, saved a village, and rescued a burning wagon full of orphans. | |||
: Zan/Stepm: Hmm. Just as I thought-- lolly-gagging again! Do some ''real'' work for a change. | |||
: Baldy/Pelia: Mother! The prince is coming! | |||
: Zan/Stepm: The prince?! Here? Honestly, Tyrella! You can't wear that! You'll be the shame of us all! Oh. Your Highness. | |||
Prince Joxer comes knocking with a slipper in his hand. | |||
: PJ: I'm looking to wed the woman who fits this shoe. | |||
: PJ [Clears throat]: "Ladies, I'm looking to wed the woman who fits this shoe." | |||
: Baldy/Pel: "I'll try it on." | |||
: 2nd Stepsister [2nd Steps]: "Let me." | |||
: Baldy/Pel: It's ''my'' size! | |||
: PJ: Please. | |||
He spies Xena and kneels before her holding out the shoe. | |||
:PJ: How about-- you? Would you care to try it on? If it fits, I can promise you a happy ending." | |||
Skeptically, Xena looks at the shoe, then extends her sword and takes the shoe on the end of it. | |||
: X/Tyr: "Wow. You know what, Prince? You seem like a real nice fella, so I'm gonna make this nice and simple for ya. I don't need ''you'', or a fairy godsmother, or anyone else to give me a happy ending. That's something that I'll get — or I won't get — all my own self. So I suggest you peddle this shoe someplace else." | |||
: PJ: "But-- you could be a princess." | |||
: X/Tyr: Come on. (and she escorts him to the door, poking him with her sword for emphasis) | |||
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Revision as of 17:59, 18 March 2007
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| “If the Shoe Fits...” | |
| Episode no. | Season 4 Episode 12 |
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As Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer, try to return a lost child to her father and "evil stepmother", they must also keep a captive bandit from rescue attempts and entertain the child with their various versions of "Cinderella".
Xena's version is the best:
- X's Voice: Tyrella had a stepfamily all right, but no one pushed her around. One day, Tyrella was busy-- sharpening her sword-- when--
- Ale's Voice: Xena, shouldn't Tyrella wear a dress? If Tyrella's a girl, isn't she supposed to have a stepmother?"
- Zan/Stepm: Tyrella?! What have you been doing all morning?!
- X/Tyr: Well, let's see, I, uh, I fought a warlord, saved a village, and rescued a burning wagon full of orphans.
- Zan/Stepm: Hmm. Just as I thought-- lolly-gagging again! Do some real work for a change.
- Baldy/Pelia: Mother! The prince is coming!
- Zan/Stepm: The prince?! Here? Honestly, Tyrella! You can't wear that! You'll be the shame of us all! Oh. Your Highness.
Prince Joxer comes knocking with a slipper in his hand.
- PJ: I'm looking to wed the woman who fits this shoe.
- PJ [Clears throat]: "Ladies, I'm looking to wed the woman who fits this shoe."
- Baldy/Pel: "I'll try it on."
- 2nd Stepsister [2nd Steps]: "Let me."
- Baldy/Pel: It's my size!
- PJ: Please.
He spies Xena and kneels before her holding out the shoe.
- PJ: How about-- you? Would you care to try it on? If it fits, I can promise you a happy ending."
Skeptically, Xena looks at the shoe, then extends her sword and takes the shoe on the end of it.
- X/Tyr: "Wow. You know what, Prince? You seem like a real nice fella, so I'm gonna make this nice and simple for ya. I don't need you, or a fairy godsmother, or anyone else to give me a happy ending. That's something that I'll get — or I won't get — all my own self. So I suggest you peddle this shoe someplace else."
- PJ: "But-- you could be a princess."
- X/Tyr: Come on. (and she escorts him to the door, poking him with her sword for emphasis)