Feminist conspiracies
The Secret Feminist Cabal is putatively responsible for a number of alleged conspiracies and conspiratorial actions:
- Setting up and running the James Tiptree, Jr. Award, and editing at least one anthology of Tiptree-related stories
Other sinister Feminist cabalists who may or may not be members of the Secret Feminist Cabal (how could we know? it's secret) have also been allegedly to be responsible for plots to:
- Block-vote for Hugo Awards and other awards
- "Get" various specific people (See Emerald City #46
- Have a sense of humor
- Give you cooties
Still yet other Feminist caballeras have claimed responsibility for conspiracies to:
- Infiltrate wikipedia
It is clear that feminist conspiracies abound. They may be tied into the Homosexual Agenda. (buhm-buhm-buhhhmmm) Bake-sale attendees should be warned, lest they inadvertently fund a gender-exploratory literature or a school rather than a bomb.
Feminist conspirators may recognize each other through secret handshakes or special tattoos.